| MOTHER’S WORRY |
CAUTION
DRIVER APPLYING MAKEUP |
MISSING HUSBAND AND DOG
$200 REWARD FOR THE DOG |
TAKE MY ADVICE,
I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY |
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE
WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO FISH |
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
THINKS SLOWEST |
FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE
FEWER MEN ACT IT |
MY WIFE KEEPS COMPLAINING
I NEVER LISTEN TO HER |
MY WIFE KEEPS COMPLAINING I NEVER LISTEN TO HER,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT |
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT ……
I’M CHEAP, FAST AND EASY |
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS
THEY’LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME |
MINIS RULE THE BENDS |
WHEN THERE’S A WILL,
I WANNA BE IN IT |
I AM BUILT FOR COMFORT,
NOT SPEED! |
WARNING
POP IS DRIVING |
WARNING
GRANDMA IS DRIVING |
| A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET |
24 HOURS IN A DAY
24 BEERS IN A CASE? |
| WORLD’S GREATEST MUM |
WORLD’S GREATEST DAD |
PREGNANT WOMAN ONBOARD
SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE LIKES |
IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH?
TOUCH MY CAR AND FIND OUT |
WHY DRINK FROM THE CUP
WHEN YOU CAN DRINK FROM THE RIVER |
MARRIAGE IS LIKE A HOT BATH, THE LONGER YOU STAY IN IT,
THE COLDER IT GETS |
FORDS FOREVER
FIRST ON RACE DAY |
HORN BROKEN
WATCH FOR FINGER |
LORD… IF I CAN’T BE SKINNY
LET ALL MY FRIENDS BE FAT |
I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO MY WIFE IN 18 MONTHS
I DON’T LIKE TO INTERRUPT HER |
LOSING A WIFE CAN BE HARD…
IN MY CASE IT WAS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE |
SPOILED… AND LOVING IT |
NOT ALL MEN ARE FOOLS
SOME ARE BACHELORS |
NOT ALL WOMEN ARE FOOLS
SOME ARE SINGLE |
| LOST IN THE 60’S |
PURE GRUNT |
THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET
THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG |
SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY;
OTHER TIMES I LET HIM SLEEP |
HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY? |
MY OTHER CAR IS WITH MY EX WIFE |
WE ARE STAYING TOGETHER
FOR THE SAKE OF THE DOG |
THIS CAR STOPS FOR RED LIGHTS AND RED HEADS
BUT BACKS UP 1 KILOMETRE FOR BLONDES |
| GET OFF MY ARSE |
GOLF IS NOT A HOBBY
IT’S AN OBSESSION |
| PETS ARE FOREVER |
I’LL DO IT TOMORROW
I’M PLAYING GOLF TODAY |
I CAME, I SAW,
I DID A LITTLE SHOPPING |
JUST WINK…
I’LL DO THE REST |
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE
STAY OFF THE BLOODY FOOTPATH |
COVER ME…
I’M CHANGING LANES |
| CRUISIN |
MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING
THERE’S ALSO CREDIT CARDS |
| GET OFF MY TAIL |
AUSSIE RULES……
REAL FOOTBALL |
RUGBY LEAGUE…
THAT’S FOOTBALL |
IF YOU’RE RICH…
I’M SINGLE |
SO MANY LAWYERS…
SO FEW BULLETS |
EAT WELL, STAY FIT ….
DIE ANYWAY |
| HAPPINESS IS A BALL ON THE FAIRWAY |
I DON’T HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL
I HAVE A LEARNER’S PERMIT |
| ONLY REAL MEN DRIVE 4 x 4’S |
TO SOME PEOPLE IT IS A SIX PACK
TO ME IT IS A SUPPORT GROUP |
I AM ON A STRICT GOLF DIET
I JUST LIVE ON GREENS |
CLEAR THE ROAD|AT LAST I HAVE MY LICENCE |
| AT LEAST I OWN THIS FINE VEHICLE |
MUM’S TAXI |
| BABY ON BOARD |
PRECIOUS CARGO ON BOARD |
IT MIGHT BE AN OLD CAR
BUT AT LEAST I OWN IT |
IF THE SHOE FITS … BUY IT |
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